January 12, 2016
by Geoff Shannon
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Meditations in a Medieval Winter (Ode to a Good Man)

 

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“This is where I’ve known people since I was a child. This is an enormous asset. I can’t imagine living without this asset, of being friends with people I went to the first grade with. And we’ve stayed in touch, all these years. It gives your life an integrity that it otherwise might not have.” – Garrison Keillor

Strange reflections during this mid-winter in Baltimore, as the darkness lingers and the chill sets in.

Holidays barreled down on the neighborhood with the ferocity of a technicolor hurricane this year. Cars continuously snaked down the Avenue, waiting in turn for a brief glimpse of Hampden’s Miracle on 34th Street. We celebrated New Year’s Eve at a French restaurant about three blocks up from the Christmas lights. Ate nine courses. Bone marrow butter and monkfish. Grilled duck, oysters and caviar. We drank too much, then joined a thousand others as a sparkling mirrorball dropped from a lamp post, and Baby New Year, played annually by a neighborhood Falstaff wearing a handlebar mustache and little else, sprayed champagne onto the masses.  Continue Reading →

August 31, 2015
by Geoff Shannon
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The Camellia Under Water: The Secret Garden

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(Last in a three-part series. Read parts one and two).

“Shallow water, oh mama” – Mardi Gras Indian traditional

The Tuesday after Katrina, we were stuck in a Houston motel, lost as to what to do next.

We were worried about friends and family still in New Orleans. We were worried about jobs and houses. The levees broke next to the city’s Lakeview neighborhood, flooding my girlfriend’s house with eight feet of water. My car was sitting in four feet of water. Houstonians donated  clothes and toiletries, leaving items in large cardboard boxes. The motel owners held a barbecue, and we ate hot dogs and played basketball with other refugees. Continue Reading →

August 26, 2015
by Geoff Shannon
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The Camellia Under Water: Headlines of a Small Town

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(part 2 in a three-part series. Read part one here.)

“We all know that something is eternal. And it ain’t houses and it ain’t names, and it ain’t earth, and it ain’t even the stars . . . everybody knows in their bones that something is eternal, and that something has to do with human beings.” – Thorton Wilder, Our Town

A year in the Slidell Sentry-News headlines.

Firemen Collecting Goods For Soldiers

Stations will accept non-perishables for the U.S. Military

July 21, 2004: This was my earliest byline I could find in the stack of Sentry-News I saved, and that made it through Katrina. The Iraq War was more real in Slidell than in any other place I lived in. Many townspeople belonged to the active military or the Louisiana Guard, and had been called up. In that year, at least one St. Tammany Parish resident died fighting overseas, and another local man survived a Blackhawk helicopter crash. Many residents also worked at Textron, a local plant that built armored security and personnel vehicles.

In the July 25 edition, I wrote an article on Platoon Sergeant Paul Kavanaugh, a Slidell resident who earned a bronze star after subduing a gas station riot during his 11-month patrol in Bayji, a city on the southern tip of the Sunni triangle. He survived 140 degree days, 110 degree nights, bullets, old munitions and his sanity, all while his family were stuck back in Ft. Hood.

“It’s extremely difficult when you have a family at home. I would think ‘good lord what if something happened to me.’ That’s the hardest part. But you have a mission to do, you focus on that, and not anything else. Otherwise, it’s really easy to lose it.”

Paul made it through his tour of duty.

Continue Reading →

August 24, 2015
by Geoff Shannon
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The Camellia Under Water: Last Days of the Sentry-News

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(Part one in a three-part series on the 10th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina)

I heard they cleaned up that wreck outside Slidell
just before the dawn
I heard five people got murdered
by a drunk woman talking on her cellphone
Grayson Capps

There’s nothing particularly special about the Aug. 26, 2005 edition of the Slidell Sentry-News. I did write two front-page articles, including the above the fold headliner. Continue Reading →

July 26, 2015
by Geoff Shannon
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Defending the Homefront

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The rat unleashed a horrible scream, and her skin bubbled up with goosebumps. The stupid rodent wedged itself into her backyard fence, its legs still stuck in a spring trap she had set underneath her back stairs, and its torso shoved through chain links. Every time it moved, it pulled itself more tighter into its predicament, and the fence closed around its body in a vise. Continue Reading →

January 21, 2015
by Geoff Shannon
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Just A Heartbeat Away: The Short, Depressing History of Maryland’s Lt. Governorship

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Wednesday, Jan. 21 was inauguration day here in Maryland, and newly-elected Gov. Larry Hogan (R) assumed office at the state house in Annapolis. More importantly, Maryland swore in it’s new Lt. Governor, one of the least important political positions in the entire country. —G. S.

Note – I’m an amateur historian. If there is an error, please let me know. Thanks. 

Want to be governor of Maryland?

Step One – Don’t become Lt. Governor.

Step Two – There are no other steps. Continue Reading →

January 11, 2015
by Geoff Shannon
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New York/January

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Women in fur coats
hustle past stacks of dead pines.
Christmas cadavers.

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A pitcher is worth
16 thousand dollars, when
sold from truck garages.

iii
8th Avenue reeks
of spruce and marijuana.
Cold breath? Cannabis.

iv
Dead gorilla hair
pulled taut over styrofoam.
It’s for the children.

v
Beautiful Babies,
blondes, dripping minks and leather,
devastate Chelsea.

September 12, 2014
by Geoff Shannon
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Freak Flag Day

 

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I ordered two Manhattans, both served on the rocks. One for myself, one for Sam. The bartender at Club Charles poured the drinks into water glasses. They were stiff. The bitters, bourbon and vermouth blended together pleasantly. Continue Reading →

March 4, 2014
by Geoff Shannon
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Lundi Gras

The Japanese girl didn’t speak English, but I kept talking to her, hoping the time would pass. We were sitting at a picnic table inside Igor’s, a bar located on St. Charles Avenue in New Orleans. I drank there often. They serve strong Bloody Mary’s. In the back near the pool table, the owners installed a bank of electric washers and driers so locals can drink and do laundry. The bar is also a half step from Jackson Street, where the Zulu Social Aid and Pleasure Club kicks off Mardi Gras morning every year. Continue Reading →