September 12, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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A Tale Of Two Cities

Once or twice a year, I buy a roundtrip bus ticket and spend a long weekend living out of my Aunt Frankie’s New York City apartment. It’s located on 87th Street on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, a block off Park Ave. and a short walk from the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Central Park. Continue Reading →

September 12, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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Manly Deeds: H.L. Mencken On Drinking

“I drink every known alcoholic drink and I enjoy them all.”

However,

1. “Never drink if you got any work to do.”
2. “Never drink alone. That’s the way to become a drunkard.”
3. “Never drink when the sun is shining. At night, you’re near enough to bed to recover quickly.”

…………

“You say you’re going to close this interview on a note of idealism? That to me is a catastrophe.”

FIN

Library of Congress/Pratt Library Interview with H. L. Mencken

August 9, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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Peaks Of San Francisco

Fire was a potential threat atop Mount Diablo on this day. There was a sign posted at the entrance of the state park warning of the dangers of the dry climate. It’s appropriate that, roughly 1,000 meters above sea level and a half hour east of Oakland, fire could be a threat. Up here, the primitive dangers still hold sway. Continue Reading →

August 1, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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InPraiseOf Rewind: Art in the Tuckus – Franz West at the BMA

Austrian artist Franz West passed away last week, at the age of 65. A talented sculpture, satirist, performance artist and jokester, West’s work made its way a Baltimore a few years ago for an exhibit at the Baltimore Museum of Art. I wrote a personal review of it at the time. I republish it here.  Continue Reading →

August 1, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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Movies: Of Art and The Edges

Great artists are that through one part inheritance and one part hard work. Give us Malcolm Gladwell’s 10,000 Hours and most of us could paint solid brush strokes or build quality sculptures. The want to create is fleeting, though, and the ability to channel the necessary competitive, dictatorial edge that drives our finest artists -that inherited burn- eludes most of the pool of humanity.

I’ve been on a kick of artist-driven documentaries lately. Watching them, the thought above kept bouncing in my brain.

Exit Through the Gift Shop (2012)

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July 24, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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Manifesto Of A Festival Dancing Man

 

Goddamn, I am fucked up.
But there’s a good beat
drumming from inside
of me and I need to let
loose for these people.

This shit! It was my song,
back when my brain worked.
Cameo, En Vogue, Cool J
Prince, good lord, my shit.
Deep in the club, my legs
melted into the dance floor.
I’d be drunk, gone, moving,
and the caramel women
in high heels, they whispered
‘Sugar, you move so fine.’

You people don’t know.
Maybe I remember wrong.
Damn, I am fucked up,
but I’m feeling this scene
and my legs can still melt.

Going to dance near ya’ll.
But I move for me mostly.

July 5, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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Neighborhood Brunch

 

Sundays are apparently quiet affairs at the Food Market. In the evenings, the new Hampden restaurant’s amenities include valet parking, late night tapas, craft beer, and, on weekend nights, a 45 minute waiting list. Walking by the glass windows after work, the Brooklyn-inspired bar is perpetually stuffed with well dressed, good looking people. Continue Reading →

June 23, 2012
by Geoff Shannon
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Quirkiness and the Corner Zombies

 

A zoological exhibit. Or its equivalent.
That’s how the man carrying ice blocks
wrapped in plastic describes this mosaic.
He spits. The saliva curdles on asphalt.
Those who smell of money only gaze
upon a gorilla in a ballcap, performing tricks.
But I nod fervently. The gorilla is sage.
There’s bona fide authenticity
on our corners, where men with dead
gazes pace and smoke cigarettes,
addicted to heroin cut with quirkiness.
It’s real. Concrete. Our dope is hard.
So viciously potent, it floods
the streets with zombies who lean
horizontal while waiting for a bus ride.
I attempt to stand among them, slouch
my shoulders, furrow my brow down
and eye fuck the visiting high rollers.
Passing by, a baby sits up in his stroller,
reaches with his plump limbs and calls
me his daddy. I’m not that man, I say.
His mother examines me, then giggles briefly
right before suspicious stoicism takes hold.
“The baby’s father is a corner zombie,”
she says, “and you do not lean correctly.”

-G. Hunter

(Painting By Robert McClintock)