Since Bill Simmons already wrote about my theory that Tiger Wood’s current situation parallels the entire three-season story arch of ‘Mad Men’, I just have this one critique of this entire situation. When ESPN/CNN/FOXNews/MSNBC/any other acronym media organization do the Tiger Floozy update, they all use a Sad Tiger photo. Really, of the millions of photos taken of Senor Woods over the years, how hard was it to cull through the files and pull one of him like this…
When they all should have stockpiles of Happy Tiger photos, say, like this one…
Now, there’s a man who’s scored with Las Vegas event planners, VIP waitresses and noted porn stars and knows it.
You know, just saying…
